Harry Potter, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! This picture makes me want to vomit and scream at the same time. Apparently, poor confused Daniel Radcliffe (who shall forever be known as Harry Potter...or maybe now Hairy Potter, har har) is playing some naked character in the West End production of Equus. What does the word Equus mean? "Caress horses and women while naked?" No, it actually means "a genus of the family Equidae that includes horses, asses, zebras, and other mammals." Oh. Right. That makes sense. NOT.
It looks like the almost-eighteen year old has done some lifting, which is good because I researched the play and he is actually totally nude for certain scenes. I don't know and I don't WANT to know if the horses are in those naked scenes. But the fact that we can almost see his man area is frightening. I have a soft spot in my heart for nerds, and I always thought that Daniel Radcliffe (as Harry Potter) was cute, and maybe wished that there would be a future love scene between him and some girl (Hermione? Cho? me?). Unfortunately, this picture could very well affect the way I feel when I try to enjoy the next Harry Potter movie. And make me feel gross.
Donations for the Buy Daniel Radcliffe Some Self-Tanner Fund are currently being accepted.
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