



These lame-ass girls.
Lame-ass #1: Who the hell do you think you are with that obnoxious leg lift thing? You aren't Paris Hilton, so don't try to be. Also, work on your speech impediment, seriously. It's driving me crazy and you're going to make all the kids who worship you on the Disney channel have speech impediments, too. Also, cut your hair and wear a dress that's acceptable for a 14-year old, since that's what you are.
Lame-ass #2: I first knew you were lame in Remember the Titans. Ugh. So annoying. Then those damn Neutrogena commercials came out and you made me want to gauge my eyeballs. Now you think you're hot shit because you're on some show that may have won an award but its still going to get cancelled within 2 years. How old are you? 17? Wear a more age-appropriate dress, not one that's cut down to your belly button to show off your "enhanced" chest. Lock it up. Oh, and ps, this is the People's Choice Awards, not the Oscars. Do you see anyone else wearing a full length ballgown? Didn't think so.
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